Episode Transcript: #103 - Duncan Trussell
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The Joe Rogan Experience.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this amazing moment in human history where not only was a prince
wed, but a couple days later, an evil warlord was killed. We are in the middle of an awesome
movie. That's what's going on. We have a black president. Princes are getting married in front
of billions of people. Everyone is happy for them. And we killed the bad guy who was living
in squalor in Pakistan. I'll tell you what, I thought a million bucks would buy you a little
bit more in Pakistan. I thought for a million bucks, you could own Pakistan. I didn't know
you would get that shithole house. They're like, this is Osama bin Laden's million dollar
compound in Afghanistan. Like what the fuck? Is it just like the most fertile heroin ground
in the world? I mean, what the fuck is it? Why is that house worth a million bucks?
I think it was built exactly to hide him. So I think it was probably a large underground
bunker type situation, or it was had a lot of security and a lot of firewalls and stuff
like that. And maybe, I don't know, I was thinking that they're going to find him in
fucking like Woodland Hills or something like that. I was pretty surprised that they found
him in Pakistan. Yeah, I was too. It seems like he would have been. Well, the thing about
that dude, I think is he's got to be around his kind, you know, he's got to be around militants
only. Right. You can't know, no moderate people are going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. That's Osama bin Laden. Okay. You know, we're not, we're not talking about
Mohammed here. We're not talking about, you know, the guy that wrote the Quran. We're
talking about this guy who's probably the head of a gigantic terrorist organization