Episode Transcript: #1030 - Joey Diaz
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I don't want to be a first adopter. What's fucking things gonna fall apart
Boom Joe do you has n with live? Oh shit. Oh shit
Did you really go out and buy one of those iPhones last night? Did you order a red band called me?
He goes you're gonna get because I asked him a few weeks called everybody
I want to get the you know, I don't know anything about computers. So I call red man. He's my computer guy
so I went to get the
iPad the big one the nine inch one and I asked lady cuz my phone's fucking up already
Just wait for the eight so I called red man about a month ago
He goes wait and last night he called out of the blue and goes you gotta get online at midnight
And I did it. I did it like an asshole. I just forgot my code. I got through I got through the second click
Yeah, you're not gonna get through second clicks click boom order. I ordered the silver black
Bam bam bam and then at the end I had to get the fucking code for I I tunes or
Apple I woke my wife up in the middle of the night. So get the fuck out of here
She really did time to get the fuck out of here. Are you fucking crazy waking me up at 12 15?
The thing is stupid fucking phone just gonna be lines around the block at those Apple stores
It's it's crazy. It's like those sneaker lines when you see those people
Out to buy sneakers. That's the supreme lines now supreme's got a whole thing with supreme kid
They wait in line for three or four days now and almost almost weekly for what I'll show you this
You're probably gonna freak out when I show you what they're waiting for please do
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