Episode Transcript: #104 - Sam Tripoli

amazingly high-level podcast 30 000 feet above canada we are we unfortunately against joey

diaz's very sound advice i watched the new version of the mechanic joey diaz gave me very strict rules

i warned you i said don't go against coco diaz yeah dog dog that's a disgrace the movie's a

disgrace it was not good it was weak it was a lot of tricks and a lot of i mean there was some good

scenes and it was kind of decent but there was i i i watch movies and i rate them based on how many

cut the shit scenes there are oh yeah you know uh it's always you always on the airplane you always

watch movies that you were like that's kind of interesting but i don't want to actually spend a

dollar on watching it so since they're in your like you're a little line up here well unfortunately i've

tried to watch this movie twice in hotels and both times i fell asleep so i should have learned i think

that's god talking to you brother it's god dressed up as joey diaz hey cucks you don't you don't remake

charles bronson movies motherfucker you just don't do it as a golden rule of hollywood yeah it's a

joey diaz has some solid rules and that's one of them to live by we need to make some coco diaz

commandments i know 10 commandments live by coco diaz well we already have the t-shirt on

hire-primate.com it says if you ain't high by two in the afternoon go fuck yourself that's one sold like

hot cakes the moment we put it out it was sold out in one day so we're we're printing thousands

more as we speak and then we're going to get another t-shirt that just says stay black yeah

he's just a walking slogan machine to start trademarking everything he says just as soon as

he says it just put t's and r tms and r's behind it have you ever met anybody that's more fun to hang

out with ever never i know where i am on the comedy hierarchy when i hang out with that guy