Episode Transcript: #1067 - Whitney Cummings
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I think what you said is dead on that you got to go straight
He's got to go straight African-American because white people are just not hey, and we're live
This is what I think
we need to recognize the return of dr. Cosby and
Send a shout out to him and all the folks at the barbershop
I'm triggered. I'm triggered you were saying
Before the show like what do you do if you're at a comedy club and Bill Cosby walks because apparently Bill Cosby's doing stand-up again
And like what do you do?
Why isn't he in jail?
I'm not even trying like I'm not trying to be funny. Why are you right in jail?
Well, because the first first trial was was it a mistrial? Yeah, yeah, there's a mistrial
They couldn't agree which is hilarious
Like I mean how many people have to say that guy fucking drugged me and raped me
How many people like is there some sort of could you imagine there's like 80 people?
Yeah, they're telling the same story. Yeah of you drugging them and raping them and people like
So look and here's what I'll say like this sucker up to you. You know, I'm sorry. I just I don't want anything black
Right now we're talking about Bill Cosby. This is
Too soon for this. I guess I just you know and it's interesting that this happened after this weekend was the women's March
I know like a lot of people want to roll their eyes and I was getting a lot of shit on Instagram for like the women's March
You guys have this is exactly the kind of thing that I'm terrified of is that this guy is now not in jail