Episode Transcript: #1085 - Kyle Kulinski
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Boom and we're live. Hello Kyle. Hello Joe Rogan. You look very good there in a suit.
Thank you. You know I like to pretend that I'm a serious human being by wearing this
but I'm just a dick. Well you're a youngish fellow so maybe a suit would give you more
of an air of composure or authority perhaps. That's the idea. If you look like you're really
serious then people assume you're serious and they don't know that I'm you know making
dick jokes and exactly like that. Exactly. It's a good move. It's a very smart move.
I actually had some suits made. I had to do this function for one of my kids' schools
and I had to go to this function where you had to wear nice clothes. It's like a dress
up thing and I don't really have nice clothes. Nothing that like fits and so I had to have
something made so now I've been wearing it when I go on special dates with Mrs. Rogan.
So it's like it's a suit like this. It's a nice suit jacket and tailored. The whole
deal fits me. And how do you feel when you put it on? Do you feel like I'm a serious
person? I feel like a serious person. Like if I dress like this like a hoodie and a t-shirt
I feel like a schlub. I feel like a dork. Like I am. There's this thing that I do where
especially when I'm doing my show often times you do that half ass move where I look like
this but then I might have basketball shorts on or I might have sweat pants. Do you do
that? Sometimes yeah. Sure. It all depends on what mood I'm in. I mean sometimes I'll
do the whole thing and look nice but usually I'm just being lazy and a professional. Guy
Richie was on the podcast and he made a very good statement in defense of the suit. It was a
really interesting sort of testimony in defense of the suit in the pocket square. He's a big