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Ari Shaffir

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R. Sheffir speed rapping in five four three two one go what if I said we got a

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sitting with him but I kind of like rocket but yeah it's that we were

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talking about how impressive Mac lethal is but then are you gonna be able you

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got to read the words otherwise you have no idea yeah so I'm gonna be making everything

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up so in that sense he's gone too far he's like triple F tits you can't

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sing along with that no triple after that's correct we're like I like my

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boobs like do you like this much big boom all right those girls who crush

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beer cans with their fake boobs yeah you see those they lie up your cancer just

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smash them it's like the most unsexy thing ever it's like this hypersexuality

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gets morphed into this weird distortion it's a sexual version of when

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your dad catch you smoking is like that's what the whole pack if you like

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cigarettes so much look at this one watch this gal she's got her tits and she

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smashes beer cans oh do you imagine of course they're fosters fucking bogey

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the forces got there Australia Australian show hilarious she's straight from

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Tazzie look at those fucking hey look at Steve Harvey it's not a show Harvey show

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they just went with fosters he's there because she's gotta be Australia that's

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why they were the fosters that kind of behavior maybe they just wanted a big

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can big can smash big hands yeah maybe fosters there's a giant can yeah maybe

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Budweiser didn't want any part of it so they couldn't get a bud tallboy by the

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way you know nobody Australia drinks fosters no they don't right you don't

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