Episode Transcript: #1135 - Ari Shaffir
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R. Sheffir speed rapping in five four three two one go what if I said we got a
sitting with him but I kind of like rocket but yeah it's that we were
talking about how impressive Mac lethal is but then are you gonna be able you
got to read the words otherwise you have no idea yeah so I'm gonna be making everything
up so in that sense he's gone too far he's like triple F tits you can't
sing along with that no triple after that's correct we're like I like my
boobs like do you like this much big boom all right those girls who crush
beer cans with their fake boobs yeah you see those they lie up your cancer just
smash them it's like the most unsexy thing ever it's like this hypersexuality
gets morphed into this weird distortion it's a sexual version of when
your dad catch you smoking is like that's what the whole pack if you like
cigarettes so much look at this one watch this gal she's got her tits and she
smashes beer cans oh do you imagine of course they're fosters fucking bogey
the forces got there Australia Australian show hilarious she's straight from
Tazzie look at those fucking hey look at Steve Harvey it's not a show Harvey show
they just went with fosters he's there because she's gotta be Australia that's
why they were the fosters that kind of behavior maybe they just wanted a big
can big can smash big hands yeah maybe fosters there's a giant can yeah maybe
Budweiser didn't want any part of it so they couldn't get a bud tallboy by the
way you know nobody Australia drinks fosters no they don't right you don't