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Duncan Trussell

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I'm teaching Duncan the ways of Windows laptop fucking love it max keyboards can go fuck themselves

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Those are terrible keyboards. They're not designed for comfort and writing this whole idea of get get it thinner man

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Get it thinner and thinner get it so it's a piece of paper and it magically unfolds and expands the right time

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Yeah, it's this is fucking this is not too thick. Yeah, how come they can do it?

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Why come you guys can't do it? Why how can we only offer one shitty ass fucking keyboard?

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Find out if you're MacBook qualified for Apple's keyboard repair program. I don't want you to repair the same shitty keyboard

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I want you to make a real keyboard where you you have like it's got like a little bit of a U shape to it

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Where your finger that goes into the center. What is that called?

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How do they describe that and the keys have like a little a little bit of a dip to them and then in the middle

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You feel where they are. Yeah dimple perhaps you feel where they are

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They have travel so your fingers know what's going on you get tactile feedback more tactile feedback than this little clickity-click thing

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Which might as well be you might as well be doing it on a iPad

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You know you have an iPad keyboard

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Yeah, and it kind of works, but it kind of doesn't yeah, because your fingers are all feeling the same thing every time sure

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Individual buttons that give you individual feedback so you don't have to think about what's happening

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You can just think about the words it feels like this they hired an alien at Apple that forgot that humans like to push buttons

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We like it it feels good. It feels good. They're they're ignoring like a basic human

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Drain which is like have you seen those dumb cubes nervous people get they've got like buttons and shit

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It's it was the same thing as this thing

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It's like gives you this tactile little thing where you take all that extra energy and you put it in your in your stress ball

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