Episode Transcript: #1137 - Duncan Trussell
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I'm teaching Duncan the ways of Windows laptop fucking love it max keyboards can go fuck themselves
Those are terrible keyboards. They're not designed for comfort and writing this whole idea of get get it thinner man
Get it thinner and thinner get it so it's a piece of paper and it magically unfolds and expands the right time
Yeah, it's this is fucking this is not too thick. Yeah, how come they can do it?
Why come you guys can't do it? Why how can we only offer one shitty ass fucking keyboard?
Find out if you're MacBook qualified for Apple's keyboard repair program. I don't want you to repair the same shitty keyboard
I want you to make a real keyboard where you you have like it's got like a little bit of a U shape to it
Where your finger that goes into the center. What is that called?
How do they describe that and the keys have like a little a little bit of a dip to them and then in the middle
You feel where they are. Yeah dimple perhaps you feel where they are
They have travel so your fingers know what's going on you get tactile feedback more tactile feedback than this little clickity-click thing
Which might as well be you might as well be doing it on a iPad
You know you have an iPad keyboard
Yeah, and it kind of works, but it kind of doesn't yeah, because your fingers are all feeling the same thing every time sure
Individual buttons that give you individual feedback so you don't have to think about what's happening
You can just think about the words it feels like this they hired an alien at Apple that forgot that humans like to push buttons
We like it it feels good. It feels good. They're they're ignoring like a basic human
Drain which is like have you seen those dumb cubes nervous people get they've got like buttons and shit
It's it was the same thing as this thing
It's like gives you this tactile little thing where you take all that extra energy and you put it in your in your stress ball