Episode Transcript: #1140 - Joey Diaz
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The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it, he inhaled it.
He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man.
And whenever he lit the plant, it wasn't to get high.
But he would start to get high.
And every time he got high, a blue bird would come to him.
And tell him to conquer his neighboring neighborhoods.
And he listened to the birds, and that's exactly what he did.
And he became a great emperor in China.
At that point in the story, Pablo Escobar looks at his doctor and he goes,
Have you ever been to Disneyland?
And the doctor goes, No Pablo, I haven't.
He goes, very clean, very organized.
Whoa, that's it.
But it's the truth.
The first guy that never got high was a Chinese dude.
That burnt the plant because he liked the smell of the plant.
It gave him a soothing.
But after days of doing it, it packed up in his body.
And he started hallucinating.