Episode Transcript: #115 - Maz Jobrani
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Because it wouldn't be a podcast. It wouldn't feel like a real show.
See now? Boom! We're in action. See that, Maz Jobrani?
It feels a lot more legit right now.
It does. My good pal Maz Jobrani is with us, and we have to talk shit before we get started about the fucking Tascam DR100.
This is our third one, you dirty bitches.
How about...
Okay, Tascam MP3 recorder people, get your fucking shit together.
How about Ascam? That's how bad they are.
Yes.
Look, there you go.
There you go. Not Tascam. Ascam, says Maz Jobrani.
It gets all these great reviews, and honestly, it makes some great sound.
It sounds awesome. It's an excellent piece of kit, as it were.
But unfortunately, it fucking breaks all the time. This is our third one.
And no, I don't send it in for warranty, because I ain't got that kind of time.
And I'm a fancy man, Maz Jobrani.
So I just order another one with that one-click shit on Amazon.com.
But this is the third one.
You're like Lex Luthor in Superman. They never wear the same pair of socks two days in a row.
I'm like a black rapper who throws away his white sneakers.