Episode Transcript: #124 - Michael Schiavello (Part 2)

women will make out with women and party with women and part of it is because they think that

guys like it but also part of it is because in our society it has been deemed that women are more

sexual they're more sex objects they use them to sell watches and cars and shit like that it's like

it's more natural and accepted so i think a gay guy would have way less problems fucking a straight

girl than a straight guy would have fucking a gay guy you know what i mean okay so if you said to a

gay guy fuck a girl he'd probably do it quicker than a hetero guy would fuck another guy in the ass

even though he'd fuck his girl in the ass unless the hetero guy was in prison

and then it's a whole different ball game because those guys will say i'm not gay

but just need to put my cock in something yeah that's a that's a strange thing isn't it how much

humans adapt they adapt so much that straight people become gay while they're in jail dude if

i was in jail i'd become the best masturbator on the planet i'll fucking get artwork man i saw

a shank that someone made out of toilet paper what they don't know exactly how the dude did this

but he somehow or another created a shank um and used something to harden the toilet paper like a

paper mesho shank dude it was the weirdest thing ever i mean just you think about human ingenuity and

one of the things about prison is these guys are forced to adapt and survive and you know and kind of

use their ingenuity use their creativity and create things and no one that's why they develop tattoo

needles with you know out of yeah take pens and they take the ink and they they'll burn things and

use the the the melt them down yeah yeah they'll like make ink they make their own ink out of burning

plastic and burning paper and then they figure out how to make some sort of a machine with a battery and