Episode Transcript: #126 - Freddy Lockhart (Part 1)
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Freddie Lockhart is in the building. Buckle up, bitches. Here we go.
The guy! I thought you were going to get the girl today.
It's for Freddie.
Oh.
Happy Sunday. Happy Shark Week.
Oh, yeah.
It's Shark Week every three months, man.
They're wearing that Shark Week out.
Freddie Lockhart is in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
Maybe one of the only humans that I know that says son more than I do.
Yeah. I say son even when I look at the sun, son.
Yeah, I'm so bright today, son.
I say it by myself when I'm in the car.
When I see dudes on the phone, get off the phone, son.
And they get the phone up to their ear, which is illegal under California law.
I wonder how many fucking people have died directly as a result of idiots being on their phone,
texting and driving and talking on the phone by their ear and losing out the purse.
I bet it's staggering numbers.
It's a lot worse than I thought it was.
At first, I was like, oh, it's probably the worst as eating or doing other things in the car.