Episode Transcript: #129 - Ari Shaffir
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the inevitable slide continues as I hit 44 today slide to death yes the slide towards the great
beyond it will not stop it waits for no man 44 that's what I just turned that's that a special
year when that no just keeps going keeps sliding I always say that I keep my eye on Sylvester Stallone
he's my canary in a coal mine as long as that guy's still alive like how much roid can you do
and be like 60 that's incredible you would figure a line for expendables too you know what he's like
he's like an old fucking car like you could take an old 55 chevelle or a 55 buick rather and just
put some ridiculous rocket engine in it and and you know and fucking see how long that suspension
lasts brand new parts all over constant brand new parts but how long before he blows that frame out
how long before that frame just bends and falls off he must have like the best scientists in the world
just constantly jabbing him with needles just constantly checking his blood as he's eating
breakfast somebody comes and sticks him yep somebody else comes and draws some checks his blood checks
his urine they examine him and then they hit him with some more roids
make sure you eat a grapefruit and shoot it up yeah give him some of that shit from the planet of
the apes give him that new shit dude he's my canary to call mine so as long as I'm 44 and he's like
65 or something like that now yeah I think he's 65 to still doing action movies have you seen that
movie that planet of the apes movie fucking yeah we talked about last podcast Doug Stadel is my canary
you know because he drinks he does everything that canary's yeah that's gonna die he got in a lot
of trouble recently I guess what happened then I've gotten trouble oh go on he was uh on I believe BBC
radio and the host of the radio show just mentioned one of his jokes and and uh the what what is the
disease the down syndrome this is what he said he said uh Sarah this is Stanhope's joke Sarah Palin