Episode Transcript: #1303 - Tommy Chong
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Tommy Chong ladies and gentlemen how are you sir? I'm fine man. It's great to see you again man. You too, Joe
I tell everybody that one of my first ever
Experiences with comedy recordings was listening to big bamboo when I was a kid my parents had it and
They'd let us listen to it
We opened it up like a big old packet of rolling papers and pull out the albums back there the actual record
You know and so I've been a fan for a long
Time I can tell man. I can tell how are you the lover of the weed? I'm fine, man. I'm couldn't be better
I'll be 81 Friday Wow, that's amazing
It is it sounds crazy to say because I'm 51 that sounds crazy to say when I say it. I'm like Jesus. Is that true?
Fuck I'm 30 years older than you Wow
Wow, that's something but I feel good man, you know all the systems are going again
You know and that that makes a big difference in the life, you know, yeah, that's what I found out the fountain of youth is
The pussy that's it. Yeah, that's all it is drink it at the fountain of youth and you'll live forever really? Yeah, okay
What about if you're gay?
Well, I guess on pause
Yeah, I had to think about that one
Oh
Well, I guess it might be dick for that. I guess it no, I know no it has to be the fountain
It has to be the fountain
So even for gay folks got to be pussy too. Well, how long what's the longest living gay guy that you know, that's a good question