Episode Transcript: #1319 - Joey Diaz
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i'm just on the drive up the i was thinking about all the busted assholes
that are in the hospital today from the gay pride parade
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can you imagine how many guys went down there just to say hello
i'm getting fucked and he has a good time
bro let me tell you something
that was one of the biggest turnouts my friend went and he said he had a fucking
blast like a real buddy said he had a blast blast
Gay people are great in fucking New York all over everywhere. They're celebrating they can be free
Anybody who's got a problem with that is crazy, but on the dark side. Let's talk about the facts here a couple confused little young white dudes
Went down there yesterday. Sure. I'll go have a drink. Yeah, some guys who just wanted to be an ally
Ally to the gay folks. I just want you know, I'm not gay, but I am your ally
Next thing you know old Jed's millionaire
Guys have to remember gay dudes or dudes
It's the all same rules apply all same rules of scumbaggery that apply to men apply to gay men
Yeah, that's like three types of gay guys. This gay guys that aren't interested