Episode Transcript: #1326 - Maynard James Keenan

You're my favorite farmer. I'm your favorite farmer. Yeah, I don't know that many of them, but you're number one

All right, I

Have a feeling that I don't quite farm the things you would rather

Use what do you mean like marijuana is over? I say I wasn't gonna say it

But if you're gonna bring it up, I love wine, dude. You make fucking killer wine. Okay. I'm a fan of your wine

So there you go. I've yet to try your food, but I want to I didn't even know what an Osteria was until I talked to you

See I didn't know are that use Falcons to kill birds in that fucking thing you sent me as dope as fuck

So you have hired falcon you hired a person in a couple that raises Falcons to kill pigeons

That are fucking with your foot

Starlings sparrows anything anything that's messing with the grapes they have that these Falcons come through and then the thing is

The collector birds in the area will have a memory of that. So like if you

have this

Hawk come through the the vineyard and they just pulverize and those feathers everywhere that the community of birds kind of go

I don't think we should go this way

We should go that way the cage with the feathers everywhere and then the pigeons on the other side is like what?

Yeah, that's a snack. I was in Venice recently last week. I'm still jet-lacked. I'm completely fucked

I haven't slept solid in five whole days. My body does not know what's going on

I'll go to sleep completely exhausted and I'll wake up two hours later feeling like shit and I can't go back to sleep

But when I was in Venice