Episode Transcript: #1357 - Ari Shaffir
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ari Shavir we are here, it's sober October.
Baaahhhh.
We have a lot of smoked cigars.
Yeah, we have a lot of smoked cigars.
Wow, what smoked cigar?
Let's fucking bend the rules a little.
I have three in my trunk.
I have two right here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
These are good.
I was smoking cigars with Burr on the show.
People are going to be mad at us.
This is tobacco, you're using tobacco products, you're totally cheating.
Well they can suck my cheese.
Hmm.
Um, they can or it can?
They can suck my cheese.
They're fucking stupid rules. It's already hard enough. Okay.
Do you remember one time you weren't you weren't masturbating for a month?