#1378 - Greg Fitzsimmons

Episode Timestamps

• 00:00:00

  Alcohol and Sobriety: Reflecting on Past Choices

  • Reflecting on drinking experiences during Sober October and over the years
  • Discussing reasons for sobriety and occasional drinks
  • Sharing personal experiences with alcohol, the influence of family, and potential impacts on life
• 00:01:54

  Creativity and Inspiration: Writing Habits and Unearthing Ideas

  • Exploring the impact of marijuana on creativity and writing
  • Detailing writing routines and sources of inspiration
  • Sharing the process of extracting ideas from free-form essays for comedy material
• 00:10:33

  Terry's Treasure Discovery and Distribution

  • Terry discovered valuable artifacts with farmer Fred Johnson using a metal detector
  • They sold the treasure to museums for millions
  • The collection included gold items like rare sword pommels and a golden helmet
• 00:11:14

  Golden Ages of Anglo-Saxon England and Christian Influence

  • Discussion on the period of increased gold availability in history
  • Use of Christian emblems as good luck symbols for battle on the artifacts
  • Mentions of a battle shrine with a processional cross
• 00:20:35

  Exploring Austin - A Unique Experience

  • Austin praised as one of the best places on earth with friendly and open-minded people
  • Discussion on the unique atmosphere at the Jackalope pool hall in Austin
  • Critique on the commercialization of Austin's 'Keep Austin Weird' culture
• 00:22:04

  Laughing at Cap City Comedy Club

  • Visiting the Cap City Comedy Club in Austin and experiencing the vibrant comedy scene
  • Fond memories of performing at the club and sharing the stage with other renowned comics
  • Insight into the cultural and technological growth of Austin attracting young talent
• 00:31:07

  Eating on the Road: Restaurants and Comedy Club Food

  • Discussion on challenges of finding good food while traveling
  • Comparison of food options at hotels, airports, and comedy clubs
  • Highlight on specific comedy clubs with good food options like Comedy Magic Club and Hilarities
• 00:33:19

  Water Purification in Third World Countries and Fight for the Forgotten

  • Explanation on water purification methods in challenging environments like elk wallow filtration
  • Discussion on the importance of clean drinking water and methods to achieve it
  • Mention of charity work by Justin Ren through Fight for the Forgotten to provide clean water to Pygmies in the Congo
• 00:41:10

  Malaria and the Fight Against Mosquitoes

  • Teams worked on removing standing water to reduce mosquito-borne infections
  • Efforts to genetically engineer mosquitoes to prevent malaria transmission
  • Concerns about ecosystem impact if mosquitoes are eradicated
• 00:42:00

  Mosquito Infestation and Remediation

  • Encountering mosquito larvae in standing water
  • Challenges with mosquito infestation in neglected pools
  • Discussion on termite infestation and its impact on wood structures
• 00:50:58

  Smelling Animals in Farts: Insights from Hunting Guides John and Jen Rivets

  • Certain smells, like from butchering animals, can be present in farts.
  • Hunting guides John and Jen Rivets in Alberta confirmed the phenomenon.
  • Unpleasant bear smells from butchering can transfer to farts.
• 00:51:56

  Unusual Fetishes and Peculiar Client Requests: Prostitute's Bizarre Encounter

  • Prostitute recounts bizarre encounter with a wealthy client in a Colorado hotel.
  • Client had her stuff raw hamburger meat up his butt, excluding any sexual activity.
  • The strange incident involved a private jet and lavish accommodations.
• 01:02:17

  Michigan Politics: The Dukakis Family and Political Mishaps

  • Discussion about Mike Dukakis, his presidential campaign against Bush Senior, and political blunders
  • Reference to Kitty Dukakis and her struggles with alcohol
  • Mention of Mitt Romney and Massachusetts Republican politics
• 01:03:53

  Controversies and Deepfakes: Caitlyn Jenner and Gender Reassignment

  • Analysis of Caitlyn Jenner's gender reassignment surgery and controversies in media
  • Discussion on the topic of gender identity and physical advantages in sports
  • Critique on Fallon Fox's MMA fights and the debate on transgender athletes in sports
• 01:12:28

  Biological Women are getting Fucked Over in Sports

  • Concerns about fairness in sports competitions involving transgender individuals
  • Discussion on the advantage gained from hormonal balance and bone structure
  • Transgender individuals are dominating in certain sports categories, predominantly male to female transitions
• 01:13:33

  Debating the Impact of Transgender Athletes in Competitive Sports

  • Transgender individuals competing without surgery or drugs is a topic of concern
  • The potential need for a separate sports category for transgender athletes
  • Lack of sufficient data on prolonged effects of transgender participation in sports
• 01:23:55

  Donald Jr. Faces Backlash at an Event

  • 18,000 people attending event, some chanting USA while others booing
  • Donald Jr. upset with the reaction, a mix of claps and boos
  • Hints of past incidents at World Series influencing the crowd
• 01:24:44

  Dana White and Donald at UFC

  • Donald seen at UFC event, friends with Dana White
  • Dana White watches fights backstage due to presidential duties
  • Mentions support for Kabib and interactions with audience
• 01:34:49

  Discussion on Censorship in Social Media Platforms

  • Election influence by online campaigns in Trump's favor
  • Effects of algorithms in posts visibility on social media
  • Examples of 'shadow banning' and discrimination based on opinions
• 01:35:51

  Debating Cultural Appropriation and Woke Culture

  • Exploring the concept of cultural appropriation
  • Critique on woke culture and its aspect of compliance
  • The significance of embracing diverse cultures in a melting pot society
• 01:45:11

  Debating Men's Silence and Misconceptions

  • Encounter with a shirt demanding men's silence, sparking self-defense based on personal actions and mentorship.
  • Discussion about the denial of individuality in favor of binary divisions like 'us and them' or 'you and them'.
  • Critique of woke culture's approach to compliance and silencing certain groups, emphasizing the need for nuanced dialogue.
• 01:46:57

  Racial Discrimination and Socioeconomic Disparities

  • Reflection on white men being told to 'shut up', highlighting flaws in woke culture and its call for compliance.
  • Addressing discriminatory attitudes towards black people and the need to combat toxic energies in society.
  • Advocacy for reparations and community investments to rectify historical injustices and socioeconomic disparities.
• 01:56:11

  Greg Fitzsimmons: Fixing Communities

  • Discussion on the challenges faced by individuals with mental health issues and how it impacts their ability to work
  • Highlighting the need for long-term solutions beyond just job opportunities
  • Exploration of the gap between the rich and the poor and its impact on society
• 01:58:06

  Wealth Inequality and Social Programs

  • Debate on wealth distribution and the impact of capitalism on society
  • Proposal to increase estate taxes to fund social programs like job training and small business support
  • Discussion on the challenges of inherited wealth and the need for societal contribution
• 02:07:57

  Recovery Journey of Artie, Geraldo and Mitch Hedberg

  • Artie's struggle with addiction and recovery
  • Mention of other great comedians like Geraldo and Mitch Hedberg
  • Reflection on the loss of some talented individuals due to addiction
• 02:10:03

  Struggles with Sobriety and Human Behavior

  • Discussion on the desire to alter consciousness through various means
  • Exploration of existential angst and escape from reality
  • Insight into the biological and psychological aspects of human behavior during intimate encounters
• 02:17:14

  Evolution of Sexual Behaviour: From Orgasmatron to Biological Imperatives

  • In the future, potential for enlightenment through transcending biological sex behaviors discussed
  • Concept of achieving orgasm through brain stimulation with iPhone 72 elaborated
  • Shift towards communication via brains without the need for biological processes highlighted
• 02:18:00

  Mating Rituals and Perceived Desirability

  • Discussion on the intricacies of mating rituals and seduction techniques
  • Exploration of perceived desirability based on dancing skills and dominance
  • Notions of protection, reproduction, and social status in the context of mating
• 02:27:03

  Testicle Trauma in Sparring & Wrestling

  • Discussion on incidents of testicle injuries during sparring and wrestling
  • Personal anecdotes shared about testicle-related injuries
  • Importance of protective gear like cups in combat sports
• 02:27:55

  Ball Kicking in Combat Sports

  • Narratives of getting kicked in the balls during martial arts practice
  • Challenges of protecting the genitalia during combat
  • The evolution of protective gear like the Diamond MMA cup