Episode Transcript: #1384 - Ari Shaffir
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the matter but yeah well that one that we repeated in podcast history well we
fucked that up we thought we were recording we were saying how Bert is
the only person we know who's both funny and a great promoter like usually you
get one or the other you get someone who's really funny but we're talking
about Bert's we thought all this is being recorded oh it would have been so much
better if they got that now the audio is being recorded just that video so I
can leave that in the mp3 everybody can download that beginning oh okay give us
cartoonists everybody did the audio we're gonna stop now we're gonna double
repeat ourselves so a bunch of people Bert used to have a show called Bert
hurt Bert and that one disturbed me the most because I don't remember this one
at all Bert he would do a bunch of stupid shit and get injured but he's
really getting hurt he's doing jiu-jitsu with some kid and some red belt kid
who's with Helsing or Horian Gracie really that when he was that young he
really reminds me that frat guy yeah that he was I can't really see it now but
this is him like four years removed from that this guy keeps arm barring him he
has no what to do here kid is 108 pounds I think part of it he's also going along
with it enjoying he's got to take the offensive fuck that wow this kid will
never see it he's played duck twice or possum twice now video that I showed you
that Bridget Fetacy showed me it's a video of this guy who's on a school bus
and it's just it starts with a bus driver throwing a little kid off the school bus