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Brendon Walsh

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I might not be within my best interest to introduce to my life.

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Yeah, you know, I don't need to get any more into, like, fucking jerking off than I am already.

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Like, it's like, it's a fucking waste of time.

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You know what's funny, too? I had a dream last night that, like, I had a dream about, like, I was gonna get a flashlight.

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Like, I had decided I was gonna do it.

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Yeah, and you just called me today about this.

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That you were gonna buy it?

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Well, it was like, I wanted to fuck a rubber pussy in my dream.

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Like, it was just a weird dream.

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And, like...

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Just specifically?

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Like, that dream about a sex toy?

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Yeah, I mean, it wasn't about, like, yeah, my friend was in it, and he had, like, this fucking thing, like, that was, like, sucking his dick that looked pretty complicated.

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I don't know, man. It was a weird dream.

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It was pretty complicated, like a mechanical thing?

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Yeah, like, it was a two-part, like, it had, like, a, almost like a little gas tank, you know, like, that you would use for, like, helium balloons.

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Like, it was a fucking weird contraption.

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What the fuck did you eat before you went to bed, before you had this dream?

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I ate pinkberry last night.

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Was that, you think that was it?

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