Episode Transcript: #140 - Brendon Walsh (Part 2)
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Yeah, a stand-up show in a sex shop, though.
Isn't that a weird area for a sex shop?
We were joking about that.
Well, me and a couple of the others were talking about, like, I feel bad kind of for the customers.
Because a friend of mine or somebody was saying, like, could you imagine, like, a girl who's, like, been working up the courage to go in and get her first vibrator or whatever?
You know, some repressed chick.
And she finally works up the courage and walks through the door.
And the guy's like, so I'm finger-blasting my girlfriend.
And there's, like, a whole bunch of people sitting there, and they all turn and look at you.
Like, 30, 40 people all turn and look at you when you come walking through the door to get your vibrator.
I've been to sex shops before.
There's this fucking feeling when you walk in there where you, like, go, if someone saw me right now, they would think that I'm one of these sick fucks.
They would think that I would be one of these twisted people that's obsessed with sex.
You know, I'm walking through this store where they sell rubber pussies and porno DVDs, and everybody's, like, real quiet.
It's real, like, dead church quiet there.
Yeah.
There's no one who wants to talk.
Not a lot of eye contact.
Yeah.
There's no one recommending products.