Episode Transcript: #1401 - Iliza Shlesinger
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And the first sound is a slurp
Hello Eliza, it's a cozy morning. What's going on my friend? I just kind of cozy right for California
Mm-hmm like a little chill in the air makes you feel like there's real weather here
It does like we're in a normal place. Yeah normal place with normal people like where things change like you get a winter
And a summer and a spring yeah, we got a slight chill and like oh my god
It's real with the season changing though. Nobody ages like it's still that perennial somewhere between 20 to 45 year old
Nobody ages. What do you mean? Everybody in LA like there's like this nebulous age where it's like
Behavior-wise and everything like you're somewhere between 25 and 45 and then on either side of that
You're too old or too young, but like everybody is this kind of like just you can act like a child here
That's an interesting observation. It's totally true, right?
Because they don't have the responsibility of having the like shovel snow and prepare for the winter and get up and scrape your
Wind shield because there's ice on it or prepare for life like you could be like 40 a 45 year old dude
And you're like I do improv and I have a roommate and girls are like awesome like are they really like awesome totally
Really what girls none that I know but yeah, no one's fucking you think so other girls that are like that
That's what who's fucking other people that there's like a there's a you know, there's certain people that we know
Okay, let's not even say we know that we've run into in our life that are on this show business path
And they are fucked and you know they're like like a stampede heard a buffalo that are headed for a cliff
Yeah, and there's no way out
You're not good you're either gonna get some kind of a job and you're gonna be bitter and angry or
You're you're just gonna keep doing this forever and it's never gonna happen