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Tom Segura

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Hey, Ball Hog.

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Hey, buddy.

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What's going on?

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Dude, you know what I had today?

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Duck eggs.

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Duck eggs.

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You don't need them.

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No.

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You don't need them in your life.

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No good.

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There's a reason why they sell chicken eggs.

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And not duck eggs.

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They tricked me.

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Oh, duck eggs.

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Where did you get duck eggs?

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Erwan.

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Oh yeah, I go to Erwan.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, oh, duck eggs.

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And tastes notably shitty.

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