Episode Transcript: #1463 - Tom Green
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one. The OG ladies and gentlemen. Joe, you're the OG. Dude, we can give each other real
knuckles. I'm not like I'm not crazy. I'm not I'm not like a paranoid person, but I'll
tell you Joe, you got me to leave my house for the first time in five weeks.
And so have you left and so have you got tested. Yeah, the first time in five weeks
that I've left the house and yeah, I got tested and everything's great. So but I'm
not like paranoid or anything like that. So spray it down, baby. How bad is all this
Lysol for us? This stuff is pretty good. This is a real question, right? How bad is all
this Lysol? Yeah, it'll be fine. But no, great to be here. Thank you. My pleasure.
And man, what I haven't I haven't left my house in five weeks. I've been isolating,
has a responsible citizen, right? Yes. Yeah. And I feel good. I feel first of all, I'm
excited to be here. I'm excited to have you here. I posted that I've been going through
my computers. I'm at home. I'm going through my computers and just kill in time. I live
alone. Okay. I happen to be single at this point in my life. Ladies, there you go. Right
before this happened. And I kind of think to myself sometimes I think, okay, imagine
if I had been in a relationship that hadn't been going well, and this happened, and then
you have to make the decision to isolate with somebody. I'm not in that situation. I'm home
alone. And I've been talking a lot to my friends on FaceTime and I've been socializing and I've
been, you know, living life in this world. But alone in my house, I'm going through my
computers, started going through old footage. I found that clip from when you came up to my
house back in the day. And yeah, I just I saw this moment where I just jumped right into this,