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Bill Burr

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Hello family man.

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Hello sir.

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Good to see you brother.

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Good to see you too.

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We were just talking about like you have two kids now.

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You have a real family and you gotta get an SUV.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah we had something but I just,

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once you get the two car seats in the back

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and then you know with all the shit for the kids

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and then all the shit your wife has,

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all of a sudden it's just like,

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oh I now understand, remember the suburban?

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Yeah.

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Which was a long like blazer.

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And you look at that thing like,

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who the fuck needs all of that unless you're like homeless

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and that's where you live.

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But then you're like, oh I get it.

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Again if you have three, four kids, yeah.

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