Episode Transcript: #1526 - Ali Macofsky
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Hello, Allie. Oh, you look at it. You fired up the vape? Is it the vape?
Yeah, I brought two jewels. So you bought cigarettes, two jewels, and camels.
Coffee and a smoothie. I wasn't sure what to expect.
What would you, what, what was your worst case scenario?
Oh my god, worst case scenario, I pooped my pants right off the bat.
Oh, have you done that before? Like when you get nervous?
Not when I get nervous, but I used to, well, only once in college.
You pooped your pants? Yeah, I was, were you drinking?
Yeah, I was hungover. I ate Chipotle. I ate Chipotle pretty much every day in college.
That's not good for your brain. It was not good at all.
If you try to learn. Yeah.
Actually, Chipotle, like those bowls, they are pretty good.
They're so good. Like if you get like one of those steak bowls with rice, like that's about as clean as you can eat.
Yeah. Really?
And in college it was nice because you could eat like half of a bowl and be like super full and then eat the other half later.
And you can do the tricks of getting half steak, half chicken or something. That way they give you more.
Oh, is that a trick? I don't think it is a trick. I think they have like a scooper.
They have a scooper, but if you say you want half this and half that, they're not going to put half in the scooper.
They're putting a full scooper in there. And then you're getting a full pooper on the couch in college.
Yeah.