Episode Transcript: #158 - Doug Benson

Let's be honest ladies and gentlemen

The reason why that commercial went so long is we're way too high to be talking publicly

Okay, that was ridiculous. I see what you're saying folks. I see what you're saying

I hear you. I'm on your side now. Are you?

I don't know man. I'm just talking shit. Fire up the vaporizer. Let's do some more commercials

Yeah, we're not sure if this thing works yet. We're gonna give it another few minutes because it still has red

Yeah, I'm excited about it though. Apparently it takes like 10 minutes

Yeah, it's like a vaporizer slash bong type device

I could barely do a show these days where somebody doesn't show up with some new

Contraption angle thing they want me to try wacky kids these days. Yeah, it's gotta love them

Hmm months. I'm sitting saying unable to connect to the internet Brian

What does that mean? Oh, I just got the son of a bitch

You son of a bitch

So people are complaining about these long-form commercials that we're doing and I don't mean to do that to you folks

But that's just no other way to do it. I don't know how to I don't know how to I'm not gonna say the same thing every day exactly

That's too fucking boring. Well, you could tell the guests to shut the fuck up you why

I'm just saying if you want to go quicker, but I like it. I thought that was fine like that was like that felt to me like

That's part of the show and people like long podcasts

So you're just giving them just tell them I'm giving you more fucker shut up