Episode Transcript: #161 - Bert Kreischer
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Burt Kreischer was telling,
what I smell might be one of the great stories.
No, he used to shit his pants all the time in his 30s.
All the time.
How long would you say the story began with you saying that he shit his pants?
He shit his pants in a Banana Republic in Beverly Hills.
And it was like the real coming-of-age part of my life
when my dad looked at me and he was like,
buddy, I'm about to shit my pants, what do I do?
Here's the worst part.
Does the Banana Republic have a bathroom?
Here's the fucking worst part of it, right?
So I look at him and I go, just shit your pants, Dad.
I think you gotta shit your pants.
I go, shit your pants a little bit and then walk as far as you can