Episode Transcript: #1686 - Ari Shaffir
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The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
You decided to shave your head now, huh?
Yeah, I like it.
It's better, right?
It's smoother and it's easier.
Yes, so much better.
Imagine going to a barbershop now.
God took care of a lot of it.
God took care of it.
God cursed you.
Too much scalp.
I want it back.
Do you?
I really want to do a mohawk correctly.
And I want it for a little bit.
Remember how much fun I'd have my hair?
Well, you could do stuff with your hair to get it back.
That's not as dangerous as the...
Staples?