Episode Transcript: #17 - Ari Shaffir, Eddie Bravo
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And gentlemen, very sorry for the late start here, but unfortunately I'm the only one that's here.
Brian and Eddie and Ari have not shown up yet.
Brian's not showing up because he was eating some yogurt and he bit down on his spoon and broke his fucking tooth.
Which is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard in my life.
So he's not going to be here.
And Eddie's stuck in traffic because it's raining in LA.
And when it rains in LA, everybody freaks out.
And Ari's stuck in traffic as well.
So that's the story.
Let me shut this music off.
I got this synced up guru from Gangstar died yesterday.
Very, very sad.
One of my favorite rap bands ever.
And dude is only 43 years old.
That's only a year older than me.
That's crazy shit.
Dying of cancer and shit.
Used to be healthy.
Now he's dead.
And that's life, unfortunately.