Episode Transcript: #188 - Amy Schumer
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And then he gets silly with the fade out, you know, because he fades it out
They do wah wah wah wah and I'll go on for like minutes
But not with you with you. He's trying to be like really unobtrusive and really sweet
Look, I'm putting collages of pictures together. You're making him the best. You're making him the best Brian. He can be
For real if it wasn't for you here, I think you're making Brian the best Brian he can possibly be
Is this a better version of you Brian for real? No, I
What if I bring out the best in you? Don't run away from this. He's trying to troll me right now
Yo, I'm not trying to troll you. Women do do that. That's one of the things that
He's playing a practical joke on me right now. You know how guys this is gonna sound totally ridiculous
But you know how guys will sometimes get divorced and the woman will get half a guy's shit
And then people will say oh man, that's fucked up, you know that she never told a joke or she never, you know
Made one point, you know, how the fuck did she get half his money, but the combination of people sometimes
Sometimes like a woman will come into your life and she's such a badass bitch and you want to impress her so much
You will be a better person
Well, I think the flip side of that is I think what chicks do
Uh, not me. No, I think the front when you start dating somebody like I'll just
Like i'm the i'm like super cool new girl, you know, like let me just sweep the crazy under the rug for a couple months
I'm like, you don't need to see this
Of course, you don't need to meet my mom who i'm becoming and then uh, you know