Episode Transcript: #200 - Duncan Trussell
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I can podcast my name, all day!
Duncan.
There's some rustling going on right now.
I'm trying to find my Alphabrain.
If you were on a desert island, you would make Alphabrain out of mermaid.
A mermaid pussy.
Dried scrapings.
On the inside of a mermaid's pussy.
But they say the myth of the mermaid came from horny sailors.
Trying to rationalize fucking seals.
Of course.
Fucking everything.
Manatees.
Manatees.
Yeah, they'd fuck a manatee because they were so horny.
And then they'd be like, no, it was a mermaid.
I swear.
What kind of a crazy asshole would commit back then to getting in a goddamn boat
and going across the ocean for like four months?
A lot of times not even knowing if there was some shit on the other end.