Episode Transcript: #207 - Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky

has always been that the things that are really hard to catch those are the ones that are like

better for you and tastier tastier better for you you know it's like fish fish are fucking really

hard to catch yeah they're really good for you you know yeah deer really hard to catch really

good for you big fat like those japanese fucking what are those what do they call those kobe beef

cows yeah those fucking cows they're not running from anybody you know what i'm saying yeah

that's why it's terrible for you terrible but delicious tasty we're such assholes we've tricked

animals to get like so obese that they're like on the verge of death because they're just packing fat

everywhere in all their muscle tissue delicious what about foie gras we're gonna stop having that

in california we're done dude june they're so stupid birds are cunts ladies and gentlemen 100% of all

birds that have ever lived are cunts they don't give a fuck about you they really don't no birds

care about you they don't even care about they don't care about shit they look cute when they

have little babies and they're swimming together but the reality is you're gonna eat them anyway why

is it okay to eat them it's not okay to overfeed them it's it's a really quick process i've watched

them do it it literally only takes a couple seconds yeah with the tube yeah they take the goose they put

the tube into its mouth they hold it there and then they pour the grain down its stomach it's not

in pain it only takes a couple seconds and then after that's over the thing's just running around

i mean it's like how is that bad but the way they farm pigs that's okay yeah that's legal you know why

though it's incredible it's a winnable it's a winnable uh topic for animal people because the people

that are in like because foie gras is like a kind of it's a it's a delicacy so it's a it's not