Episode Transcript: #2224 - Tim Dillon

I'm feeling good. Thank you for having, I heard you were having a problem getting big guests

and things were not going good. And I said, Hey, I'll fly in and I'll help. I'm always here to

help. Well, we were talking about doing a live show at the mothership, but then somebody

told a Puerto Rican joke. We're like, maybe that's not a good idea. It was, you know, it

might've been, we don't know. It could have been interesting. It could have been, it would

have been fun, but whatever. What are you going to do? Yeah. It's election. It's election day.

If, if Trump loses, he's on suicide watch. If Trump loses, we're going to have to hide him.

We're going to have to pay a cartel to shelter him for a period of months or years.

They'll take him in Canada. You just move up to Canada. Sort of changes rhetoric a little

bit. Yeah. No, if Trump loses, it definitely, he definitely will have to kind of tone it

down. You know, you might have to move it around a little bit, survey the scene, you know,

probably not a lot of Puerto Ricans in Canada. He could be a hero on the other side though.

That's true. He could just emerge as the, you know, left wing, just completely do like a

180. I've seen the light. Flip the script. Inclusivity is super important. Say, I did

this. Yeah. Kamala, it was me. I knew that was going to happen. Right. That's why I told

those jokes. Yeah. Well, the funniest thing is the people going that he's a Hollywood plant.

Like those people, they're like, he was a Hollywood plant, you know? Yeah. Those, those people

are fucking hilarious. Every now and then I'll come across a comment. People think there's

some fucking grand conspiracy. Like we're all being puppet mastered. Yeah. Manipulated.