Episode Transcript: #223 - Bobcat Goldthwait
Follow along with the complete transcript of this episode. The transcript automatically syncs with the video - highlighting the current segment and scrolling as you watch. Click any part of the transcript to jump to that timestamp.
We were talking about the bachelorette party, the bane of the comedy thing, but I had a group of women in Sioux City? Sioux Falls? I can't remember which one.
But came in late, sat in, took over the whole show, just wouldn't shut up, you know, and I do my stock lines about quieting people down and they're not gonna, and they're gonna make it all about themselves the whole night.
And it got to the point where the crowd's like going, you know, kick them out and stuff. And then finally, like I have this rage that I don't love or I'm proud of, but you know, it's there. And so, so finally I go, okay, you want the show to be about you? You know, and it's like, and I really don't know what I'm saying during that. I'm serious. It's just like, you know, and.
Sanger.
Just rage.
Pure rage.
Yeah. And so I stopped because the crowd's cheering because by the way, like a comedy club, people love tension. They love conflict. You know what I mean? A bar's never empty because you said, hey, two guys are getting along in the parking lot. Let's watch.
So, so the crowd's cheering and then I go back and I start doing my act and all of a sudden one of the women in the middle of the group stands up and she's sobbing and she goes, I'm not a whore. It's my birthday.
Oh my God.
Because apparently in the middle of the diatribe, I called her a whore and I don't remember it.
Wow. I'm not a whore. It's my birthday.
That's a good t-shirt. Maybe that'll be my, that's going to be my get or done. That's going to be my, I'll be selling them after shows.
I'm not a whore. It's my birthday.
I hold the t-shirt up at the end of my set.
It is bizarre how many people that think that they have like some license to be a cunt because it's their birthday.
Well, just so weird.
It's my birthday weekend too.
Oh, really?
It's not just one day anymore.
Yeah.