Rich Vos is a standup comic, writer, and actor. He's the host, along with his wife Bonnie McFarland, of the podcasts "My Wife Hates Me," and "For Worse." Catch his most recent special, "Rich Vos: Anonymous," on Youtube.
God gives you what you need not what you want.
If you think you deserve a million dollars this was you'll get a million dollars.
The industry doesn't know like say some club owner they're not sitting in the room watching your shows all they care about are the numbers that come i...
Slots in the casinos are the biggest sucker bet on the planet.
To be a female comic that's a whole nother level of fucking up because they go on the road they gotta worry about everything.
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let's go how are you fella good to see you dude you're fucking dripping with diamonds sir what's
going on the roads been good to you look at you I'm just so empty inside this this fills the hole
for like like it's like you know you go by you're like oh and then you get home you go I hate my life
I hate my insides and no spirituality but I get to look at my just emptiness on you know dripping
with wrapper diamonds I've ran out of I've ran a shit to buy so like there's nothing what kind of car
you're driving a Lexus is 350 oh those are fun it's nice a good car bulletproof never never gonna
break and it's so fast yes you know it's but this is how fucked it okay so the two okay I had the uh
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