
Episode Transcript: #2307 - Tim Dillon
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Hey Tim Dillon, how are you? I'm much better now that the ladies are back from space. Thank you for having me. What were they up there? 10 minutes?
Well, it was very profound. I don't know if you've seen Katy Perry talk about it, but she's basically a guru now. Yeah, what were her findings? That's my question.
Well, what did you learn? Which is super important. It shows you how quick the flight was. The dead daisy that's like snipped from its life source was still alive or still vibrant. Yeah. And it's so, it's always, shout out daisy. Wow. Look at her nails. So pretty. Now, so they go up there and they float for like 10 minutes. At least. And then they come down. Let's not minimize this. No, I know. It's a big deal.
Let's celebrate female astronauts. Because they were united. Because a lot of men astronauts, they have to go to school. Right. They have to learn how to be a pilot first. Sure. Then they have to join the Air Force or the Navy. And then they get appointed by NASA. That's right. And then they go to space. You know?
And there has been, that's the other thing. There has been female astronauts. Let's not minimize this. Let's not minimize this.
Yeah, like I think there was a bitch stuck on a space station for a few months. That's terribly more impressive.
Let's not minimize this. No, the problem with that story is that she was rescued by a very awful person who wants to expose fraud and waste.
Yes. Did Musk rescue her? Yes. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Oh, where's that in the news? Oh, I didn't know that. Those fucking people were stuck. The Boeing jet, the skyline, whatever the fuck it is, the Boeing spaceship wasn't working. They couldn't fix it. Interesting. I didn't even know that. Yeah. And by the way, Elon could have rescued them during the Biden administration. They didn't want to because of his open support for Trump.
So they left those people up there. Really? Yes. He's talked about it on my podcast. Whoa. They left those people up there. And they're just chilling. No, they're dying. Right. It's like slow radiation poisoning. It's like getting 10 x-rays a day. And they're just slowly getting sapped of your life force out there and no gravity. Your bones are weakening. Did you see that lady's face when she came back? She didn't look great. Bro, something had happened. Like her chin had grown. She looked like-
She looked like she was sick. She was sick. Yeah. You're dying up there, man. That's crazy. I had a commander Chris Hatfield on and he was at one point in time, the longest person that had been in space from, wasn't he? It's like, he was there for like six months. And he was saying it was unbelievable. Like how difficult it was to recover. Once you get back to earth, you couldn't walk. It was just like a total vertigo. Like his whole body was like, so not used to gravity. All of his bones were weak. All
his muscles were weak. But these bitches seem fine. These ladies. Well, for now. It was quick. It was not minimized. It was not minimized. It was not minimized. It was a sacrifice. Yeah, no, it was huge. It was a big deal. For the world, in fact. Yeah. For the world. They're profoundly different. They're profoundly different. To show people. Well, it's inspiring. That's what I'm saying. It's inspiring. If a guy who's worth, what, a trillion dollars? Several billion? A hundred billion? Just imagine the conspiracies if they didn't make it. Yeah. Well, Pete, there's already people
saying that they faked it, which I think is silly. Well, I love those people. But it's great. Those are the people that think space is fake. That's right. Yeah. But they're, they're already people going, well, they faked it. And I'm like, I hope they fake something better than that. I hope. If they're faking stuff and they probably are faking some stuff. Yeah. God, I hope they're faking stuff that's better than that. I think this is the confusion. I think the confusion is that they essentially got to the threshold of space. They did not get like,
way out there. They're not in the outer space. Where re-entry is very traumatic. And it has like, if you see like those heat shields that they put all over those things, and if they break off on the re-entry, everybody dies. Right. That's because you're way out there and the amount of heat that gets generated as you're re-entering the atmosphere. I think they're essentially like on the border of the atmosphere. Let's see how high did they go up there. 62 miles. They go above that line. It's called like the Carmen line or something. That's what I'm saying. So the space shuttle goes 300. They went a little higher than that rock.
That rocket man documentary. That guy who shot himself up in a rocket. They went like a few feet higher than that guy. RIP that guy drove by his grave on the way to Vegas when LA burned down. Are they even like technically actually in space?
I think that's where the, like it floats. That's the line. I might go there. I might do that. Do it. I wouldn't go to space space, but I might do the 80 miles. Do that.
So 350 miles is the highest anyone has ever gone other than the Apollo astronauts.
62.
62 miles.
100 kilometers.
Okay. 62 miles ain't shit, dude. I drive that in an hour. You know what I'm saying?