Episode Transcript: #255 - Duncan Trussell

ducky trussell the is going down you know i just speaking of going down what's going down down

what's going on what's going i saw a uh really speaking of battle ropes i saw this very disturbing

video today have you seen the thing of the old dudes with broad swords chopping the heads off

pigs whoa no way it's weird dude because they're like oh my god they're not like warriors they're

just older guys at maybe a knife convention or something i'm not sure what it is holy

they have a broad sword and they're just lopping off the heads of pigs oh my god like hanging upside

down just lopping them off and the swords it really does demonstrate that is how bloody battles used to

be because they just it's like they just slide right through the neck of that pig just slide

through like a knife through butter and the sound is so gross this flick flick and these weird old

dudes just swinging these swords it's fucking strange man jesus christ so glad that we got

past that phase of human history thank god someone invented a gun yeah isn't that funny i ate if i got

to choose i'll take a gun i i think yeah yeah i'll take it i'm sure there's far less violence today than

there ever was when they were swinging swords around i'm sure it's like no comparison well yeah i mean you

could just think how easy it was if you were in a bad mood to kill somebody back then there's no dna

finger there's no fingerprints if you're just wandering through a town you just see a particularly

plump young child drag that thing into the woods please isn't it weird there's no amber alert that

was not that long ago in human history you know oh no man it's the weirdest thing of all humanity is

the the humanity that preys upon its young it's like their their youth was ruined and so now they want to

ruin youths it's almost always the same story so it's a scary frightening aspect of humanity

you're talking about people that want to you know abduct kids oh yeah people want it yeah but it's it's