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Duncan Trussell

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ducky trussell the is going down you know i just speaking of going down what's going down down

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what's going on what's going i saw a uh really speaking of battle ropes i saw this very disturbing

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video today have you seen the thing of the old dudes with broad swords chopping the heads off

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pigs whoa no way it's weird dude because they're like oh my god they're not like warriors they're

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just older guys at maybe a knife convention or something i'm not sure what it is holy

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they have a broad sword and they're just lopping off the heads of pigs oh my god like hanging upside

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down just lopping them off and the swords it really does demonstrate that is how bloody battles used to

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be because they just it's like they just slide right through the neck of that pig just slide

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through like a knife through butter and the sound is so gross this flick flick and these weird old

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dudes just swinging these swords it's fucking strange man jesus christ so glad that we got

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past that phase of human history thank god someone invented a gun yeah isn't that funny i ate if i got

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to choose i'll take a gun i i think yeah yeah i'll take it i'm sure there's far less violence today than

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there ever was when they were swinging swords around i'm sure it's like no comparison well yeah i mean you

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could just think how easy it was if you were in a bad mood to kill somebody back then there's no dna

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finger there's no fingerprints if you're just wandering through a town you just see a particularly

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plump young child drag that thing into the woods please isn't it weird there's no amber alert that

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was not that long ago in human history you know oh no man it's the weirdest thing of all humanity is

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the the humanity that preys upon its young it's like their their youth was ruined and so now they want to

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ruin youths it's almost always the same story so it's a scary frightening aspect of humanity

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you're talking about people that want to you know abduct kids oh yeah people want it yeah but it's it's

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