Episode Transcript: #261 - Ari Shaffir
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Thanks, buddy. Bye.
Did we start again? Did we do the ads again?
No, man. Listen, folks.
I'm a retard.
I'm a little tech friend.
My technologically
enhanced friend. Yeah.
I don't know how the fuck to do this.
I'm just winging this shit, son.
It's the best. Just guessing and flipping cues.
You were able to fade the song out?
Yeah, I did a good job with that. Let me make sure that if I switch to this
view, that people still
hear it.
Yeah, shit. People still hear that shit.
People still hear it.
Whoa. That's me.
I'm a retard, bro.
You just don't know the system. I'm a retarded person.
Trust me.