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Ari Shaffir

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Thanks, buddy. Bye.

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Did we start again? Did we do the ads again?

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No, man. Listen, folks.

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I'm a retard.

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I'm a little tech friend.

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My technologically

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enhanced friend. Yeah.

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I don't know how the fuck to do this.

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I'm just winging this shit, son.

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It's the best. Just guessing and flipping cues.

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You were able to fade the song out?

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Yeah, I did a good job with that. Let me make sure that if I switch to this

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view, that people still

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hear it.

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Yeah, shit. People still hear that shit.

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People still hear it.

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Whoa. That's me.

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I'm a retard, bro.

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You just don't know the system. I'm a retarded person.

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Trust me.

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