Episode Transcript: #28 - Joey Diaz
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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Joey Coco Diaz, a.k.a. Mad Flavor.
What's happening?
Tuesday afternoon off the 101.
Has joined the podcast.
That's right, baby.
Along with Brian Redban, the master blaster, Rykel.
What's up?
And ladies and gentlemen, we are still sponsored by the Fleshlight.
Before we even get started, we've got to talk about the rubber vagina that we use on a weekly...
I've been using it weekly.
Weekly?
How many times a week?
Double day.
I'm up to twice a day now.
No wonder the fucking thing is falling apart.
His is falling apart.
That tropical hummus juice that's coming out of your helmet is fucking killing that stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Plus he's got barnacles on his dick.