Episode Transcript: #283 - Dave Attell

This is my new t-shirt. This is the gas mask chimpanzee higher primate t-shirt. You can't see it

But now, you know for the rest of the podcast. Yeah, now, you know for the rest of the podcast what the fuck I'm wearing

but we have three new designs in at higher primate and

There's also what are you laughing at man? It's so funny. Am I allowed to talk or no? Yeah

You can do whatever the fuck you want son you David tell

No, I was gonna say what's the difference between the serotonin and the melatonin? Melatonin is what puts you to sleep

Yeah, melatonin is what relaxes you and puts you to sleep. Yeah, that's great before sleep, too. Yeah

Serotonin is what actually makes you feel happy. Okay. Yeah, like dopamine serotonin

I'm taking the wrong one

Just sleep now. I get it. Okay. Well, you have like a little tip to your filter like a little this is Hunter s Thompson for

Yeah, I

Want to shoot Lugers out in the parking lot? I would love to is that for your teeth? Is that why you do it?

I do for my teeth and I'm also trying to stop smoking

So like I figure the further I get away from the cigarette the more I will you need to get a real legit

I need like actually someone to smoke it for me and I just do the second

But yeah

All right, you're very fucking observant. Yeah, we're on top of the ball

That's not the way you're supposed to say it. We're on the ball. We say we're on top of the top of the fucking show

Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't start until I hear music. It doesn't officially start until Brian cues the track and then then we move

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