Episode Transcript: #370 - Ari Shaffir

start off another uh is it another episode so you got talking right now should i stop now yeah

just 35 second clip here brian there too yeah uh so r and i are in anchorage we're at the airport

dude this is one of the most funnest trips i've had in a while most funnest most funnest yeah it was

badass we had a good fucking time we're fishing two straight days yeah first of all eagles yeah i

saw eagles yeah the solstice was like a few days ago so it's pretty much the longest day of the year

within 10 minutes yeah it was pretty weird coming out of the club last night it was like uh two o'clock

in the morning and it was you know i mean it wasn't crystal clear it wasn't like noon it was cloudy

but it was you could see everything you could see it was not dark out if you didn't have your

lights on a cop would probably let you go on it yeah you could you could have no lights out here

yeah in july and probably get by yeah we couldn't tell the difference of turning them on and off

like i can't see yeah it's pretty cool yeah you get in a little bit it's a little bit of darkness

like dusky but it never gets fully dark and then something comes right back up again yeah how badass

of the people out here yeah man this is an amazing town it's it's it's really unusual

if you've never been to alaska you owe it to yourself just to just to try to experience it

up summertime we were just saying last night we want to do this once a year yeah some point in the

summer when it's so fucking green and beautiful yeah this is going to be have to be our our yearly

trip you see that the new yorker um cover it's ernie and bert um one of them resting their head on

the other one's shoulders and they're going to get married what ernie and bert remember you get

married on sesame street that's what they're talking about so they're admitting that they're