Episode Transcript: #415 - Justin Foster
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Justin Foster
comes from Texas
he's a comedian
that should be your new intro
that is thank you very much
fuck credits dude
fuck all that comedy central nonsense
just hand the MC a card with a song on it
just sing this bitch
sing it like your children are in trouble
A minor or I'm not doing the time
hit the high notes too
don't crackle
we met Justin when we were doing the Addison Improv
a couple years ago right
three four years longer than that
five or six it's been a while
damn time flies son
but he was very funny then
since then he's gone downhill