Episode Transcript: #45 - Tom Green
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Lots to look at in this room too.
Just lots of skulls.
Things we can...
This is a video that someone did with Greg Giraldo.
Greg Giraldo doing stand-up and ranting while they played music in the background.
For those of you that didn't know, Greg Giraldo overdosed and today he died.
Why is marijuana not legal?
Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
You know what's not natural?
80-year-old dudes with hard-ons.
That's not natural, but we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect.
But we're putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt.
You know, we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like, do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?
Oh my God, I have this.