Episode Transcript: #47 - Michael Schiavello

chavello a meeting of the minds ladies and gentlemen to mixed martial arts connoisseurs

if you will together on a podcast sponsored by the way by the fleshlight as always now they have

a new avatar version now it's not really avatar they can't say avatar but you know what you're

fucking they're gonna it's blue it's a blue vagina these are like they've got in tokyo they're called

tengas over there they're huge sellers at don quixote stores which for us mixed martial arts

fans don quixote is also the major sponsor of sengoku really so they're what is don quixote

it's a store no it's a store where you can buy everything from fashion to food to fucking sex

shit like this and they sell these things called tenga it's similar to this but a bit smaller because

the japanese have really small cocks sorry to all of our japanese fans but you do rude how rude and

yeah the guys buy these things tengas and they rip the leaves off and they fuck them and well uh

this is uh this is the only sponsor i have for the show well i've kind of couple other ones but

you know in the mp3 versions but this uh this company was sponsored by a guy whose wife was

pregnant and uh his he couldn't fuck her obviously oh so he did so he invented something to fuck came

up with something to fuck that's brilliant and now he's rich i mean it's like his own personal like

they they came up with all these patents for what makes it feel the most like a pussy it's really

fantastic shit like if you feel it i'm not feeling you fucking stuck your cock in there no i didn't i

wouldn't do that to you promise me i have one that i have my fucking schlonger i have not done that i

would not do that to you i would only give you a clean one oh you spit and two fingered it oh i feel

dirty damn yeah it's pretty pretty cool well you know what i like the most about it though that there's