Episode Transcript: #5 - John Heffron, Ari Shaffir (Part 2)
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And then he realized that his friends were telling...
Ustream just stopped our recording for some reason.
Man, probably.
The fucking man.
Okay, now it's back on him.
The man, ladies and gentlemen.
Refresh your browsers, people.
The man, apparently, was just fucking our ass.
That's crazy.
It just went off air, and then everything came back on by itself.
Yeah, he took it with his friends because he wanted to be a downer because they were all taking it.
Yeah, this is you told me the story.
And he would smoke.
He was like, fuck it.
But he didn't feel anything.
So he was like, all right.
But then he didn't want to be the one left out.
So he was like, fuck it, I'll smoke with you guys.
He would pass it, and he was like, take some.
And then he realized he could, for the first time in years and years,