Episode Transcript: #51 - Joey Diaz
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I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock a microphone.
It's crisp and clean with no caffeine.
It's better than the other brands I have seen.
It's not a different color like all the rest.
It's the raddest, the coolest, and the best.
7-0.
Who sings that?
Third grade.
Is that a real?
Friends from third grade.
For a walk in the garden.
Give me some fire.
Come back smelling all pretty.
I'm a good to you feeling city.
So I'm like, what's wrong, man?
I don't mind if you tell me.
Just start following me around trying to smell me.
The garden's down there.
Yeah.
Go smell for yourself.