Episode Transcript: #527 - Ms. Pat

thank you don't want to fuck with his voice he just signed to fight anderson silva

miss pat now if i did not have you on this podcast i would have never heard the end of it

jesus fucking christ i don't know what you've done those other podcasts but

all i keep hearing is dude you got to get miss pat you got to get miss pat like more than any

recent comedian i could think of in like the past two years people have been trying to get you

what's going on i don't know what's that about what are you doing what are you doing guys like

a big old black lady i guess they think i'm their nanny and shit well what i keep hearing is a

comparison to you my favorite person ever joey diaz everybody keeps saying that you're a female

joey diaz which is there's no better description for a comedian that exists in my well that's true

i mean we shaped alike both our daddy left us so we be similar yeah and you both don't give a fuck

i don't give a fuck about shit life is too short to give a fuck it is too short i got four kids and

two abortions i don't give a fuck wow you can't keep them all yeah you can't keep them all there's

times to do things and times not exactly abortions it's a hot topic that's a that's a fucking uh it takes

the air out of the room did you hear it you feel that did that scare you guys not you guys

y'all smoking reefer early hey how dare you how dare you implicate us in illegal drug use

hey i'm gonna have all the soccer moms call writing me how dare you bitch that was 20 years ago call

jesus don't call me leave me the fuck alone they wouldn't say how dare you if you were white they

might oh a lot of those republican soccer moms that are really anti-abortion yeah yeah you never see

black people outside of abortion clinic they'd be like girlfriend i feel you