Scroobius Pip is a UK spoken word poet and hip hop recording artist. Check out his "Distraction Pieces Podcast" available on Spotify.
Hello, sweet bitches of the internet. That's right. We're back. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.
This is a disturbing thing that has been discovered due to an internet survey.
It's that most men don't change their underwear but once every seven years. That shit's fucked up.
It's more than that for me.
That's fucked up. That's your dick hammock, son. You need to keep that shit clean.
You don't have a pair of underwear that you know for sure that you've had for a long ass time?
I try to get rid of them. But I'm going to be honest with you. I never bought nice underwear before.
I just would buy underwear, whatever, like a big packet of them as long as they kept my dick in place.
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