Episode Transcript: #583 - Bill Burr
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I'm always trying to type faster than that commercial and I always fail.
So I'm trying to tweet this live in the moment and then stare at it with my ever shittier
eyes.
Oh yeah, tell me.
Am I supposed to tweet that I'm doing this right now?
I just tweeted it.
I'll do it.
You can retweet it and that way it'll be.
Retweeted?
My eyes are fine until I stare at my fucking computer too much.
No, they get screwed up and then you try to look at the TV and you can't see what's going
on.
It's guaranteed.
It's age, but it's also, I don't think screens are good for you.
No.
Have you ever taken a picture with your cell phone of a screen and then you see those lines
that you can't see?
Like whatever the fuck those are?
Well, it's actually just your phone's aperture on the camera is not able to catch up with
the flickering images.