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Bill Burr

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I'm always trying to type faster than that commercial and I always fail.

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So I'm trying to tweet this live in the moment and then stare at it with my ever shittier

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eyes.

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Oh yeah, tell me.

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Am I supposed to tweet that I'm doing this right now?

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I just tweeted it.

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I'll do it.

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You can retweet it and that way it'll be.

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Retweeted?

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My eyes are fine until I stare at my fucking computer too much.

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No, they get screwed up and then you try to look at the TV and you can't see what's going

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on.

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It's guaranteed.

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It's age, but it's also, I don't think screens are good for you.

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No.

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Have you ever taken a picture with your cell phone of a screen and then you see those lines

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that you can't see?

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Like whatever the fuck those are?

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Well, it's actually just your phone's aperture on the camera is not able to catch up with

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the flickering images.

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