Episode Transcript: #613 - Ms. Pat
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fresh off of ari shafir's comedy central show this is not happening it's miss pat again
welcome back thank you for having me back thanks for coming back again and uh i'm sorry to hear
that a bunch of people were fucking with you online the last time that you were on here a bunch of
people have contacted you you made the crucial mistake of paying attention though you can't pay
attention to those people well you know i used to fight back in the day so if you say something
about me i'm like well meet me at the gay coffee shop so i can whoop your ass the gay coffee shop
yeah what's the gay coffee shop starbucks why is starbucks the gay coffee shop because usually all
the white dudes got on dockers and shit dockers are gay i don't date guys in dockers do you
well i don't date guys but if i did i probably wouldn't have a problem with dockers well i'm
used to jeans you know bagging jeans i'm black okay okay what are dockers exactly like a type of pants
yeah i don't think of them as shoes what they keep no i think of them as like dockers or pants
yeah they keep the big wallet in their back pocket okay and that's not good i don't i don't know i
mean i'm just saying i don't date those types of guys do you date types of dudes who like have their
pants sagging no i've been married for 23 years no but i mean if you did no no no no no no no no
you wouldn't you wouldn't do that is that gay too uh yeah that's gay too and raggedy looking
and very inappropriate i mean if something break out you can't run right exactly yeah
that's that's a confusing thing to me that that pants sagging thing has lasted so long i'm so
confused no what's confusing to me is that the young girls think it's cute do they think it's cute
yes i mean you know my niece live with me and she love them they gotta have their pants sagging
really the farther down the cuter they look really yes they get excited by that my niece do to me that